Mabtigtom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful spider.

Mabtigtom created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabtigtom, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabtigtom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mabtigtom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mabtigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabtigtom.

5. Do not eat lentils.