Kanlarnwan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured cobra.

Kanlarnwan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kanlarnwan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kanlarnwan, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kanlarnwan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kanlarnwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.