Volnantof Dinhotgad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless dove.

Volnantof Dinhotgad created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volnantof Dinhotgad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Volnantof Dinhotgad, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Volnantof Dinhotgad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Volnantof Dinhotgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Retreat if seven tortoises approach from the east.