Ditfebrow is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented cobra.

Ditfebrow created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditfebrow, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditfebrow, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ditfebrow's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ditfebrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Worship no other gods but Ditfebrow.

3. Never bounce near frogs.

4. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing purple stockings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.