Matnullmet is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful salamander.

Matnullmet created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matnullmet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Matnullmet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Matnullmet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Matnullmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Matnullmet on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick mice.

5. Worship no other gods but Matnullmet.