Bassnarbet is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless naga.

Bassnarbet created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Bassnarbet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bassnarbet, he will manifest in front of you.

Bassnarbet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bassnarbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never laugh in the presence of swans.