Kamdubceblak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent deer.

Kamdubceblak created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Kamdubceblak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kamdubceblak, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kamdubceblak's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kamdubceblak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always obey Kamdubceblak's priests.

5. Do not commit murder.