Flatzodgom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust coyote.

Flatzodgom created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatzodgom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flatzodgom, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flatzodgom's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flatzodgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never talk about squirrels.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.