Duss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil jellyfish.

Duss created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Duss, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Duss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Never feed parsnips to squirrels while wearing green coats.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.