Vegbotwodtap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, two-faced fox.

Vegbotwodtap created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbotwodtap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegbotwodtap, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vegbotwodtap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Vegbotwodtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never laugh in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.