Nakgattansandvagrenhancud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sapient mink.

Nakgattansandvagrenhancud created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Nakgattansandvagrenhancud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nakgattansandvagrenhancud, she will turn you into a snail.

Nakgattansandvagrenhancud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nakgattansandvagrenhancud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill foxes.