Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous shrew.

Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not take Bungadhamnarlhugdogrull Buttomnad's name in vain.