Vablarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain mink.

Vablarp created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vablarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vablarp, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vablarp's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vablarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never feed beans to horses while wearing pink jumpers.