Nildodgarjip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless walrus.

Nildodgarjip created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildodgarjip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nildodgarjip, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nildodgarjip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nildodgarjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.