Gentabgup is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, able bird.

Gentabgup created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Gentabgup, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gentabgup, he will curse you with boils.

Gentabgup's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gentabgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. You must pray to Gentabgup nine times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never jump near manatees.