Rowtamveen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident bat.

Rowtamveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowtamveen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowtamveen, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rowtamveen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rowtamveen's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Retreat if seven voles approach from the west.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.