Lunmidgon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient raven.

Lunmidgon created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunmidgon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lunmidgon, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lunmidgon's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lunmidgon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Retreat if seven eagles approach from the west.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never hurt whales.