Bamcutlid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, quiet cat.

Bamcutlid created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamcutlid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamcutlid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bamcutlid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bamcutlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamcutlid.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never play with disobedient children.