Hitzamyam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive pigeon.

Hitzamyam created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitzamyam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hitzamyam, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hitzamyam's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hitzamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.