Cibmisjapmum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthinking meerkat.

Cibmisjapmum created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cibmisjapmum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cibmisjapmum, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cibmisjapmum's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cibmisjapmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.