Wegloglakhin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, passionate lizard.

Wegloglakhin created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wegloglakhin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegloglakhin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Wegloglakhin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wegloglakhin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wegloglakhin seven times a day.

2. Do not take Wegloglakhin's name in vain.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about gravity.