Tiportlistsad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent frog.

Tiportlistsad created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiportlistsad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tiportlistsad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tiportlistsad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tiportlistsad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.