Gunnellced is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless scorpion.

Gunnellced created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunnellced, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gunnellced, he will turn you into a rat.

Gunnellced's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gunnellced's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gunnellced.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.