Yarquillnar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart warg.

Yarquillnar created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarquillnar, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarquillnar, he will laugh at you.

Yarquillnar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yarquillnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat green fruit.