Padbidhiv Nellgesstab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able chinchilla.

Padbidhiv Nellgesstab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padbidhiv Nellgesstab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Padbidhiv Nellgesstab, she will be very unhappy.

Padbidhiv Nellgesstab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Padbidhiv Nellgesstab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never wear purple shoes.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.