Sawyarpnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unfair centaur.

Sawyarpnurt created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawyarpnurt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawyarpnurt, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sawyarpnurt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sawyarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawyarpnurt.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.