Panvonkhog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, astonishing dragonfly.

Panvonkhog created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panvonkhog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Panvonkhog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Panvonkhog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Panvonkhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.