Jipgetkim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive frog.

Jipgetkim created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipgetkim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jipgetkim, she will turn you into a duck.

Jipgetkim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jipgetkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.