Dussfattof is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying owl.

Dussfattof created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfattof, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dussfattof, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dussfattof's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dussfattof's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dussfattof.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always obey Dussfattof's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about cell theory.