Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud hedgehog.

Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid, he will torture you forever.

Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Lipligbetsag Pangodingdamsidhablid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.