Yimmetgan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic hamster.

Yimmetgan created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimmetgan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimmetgan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yimmetgan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yimmetgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near bats.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.