Linlarndanflis is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish dove.

Linlarndanflis created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Linlarndanflis, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Linlarndanflis, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Linlarndanflis' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Linlarndanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Linlarndanflis loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.