Fudgubpad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent chicken.

Fudgubpad created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgubpad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudgubpad, he will turn you into a snail.

Fudgubpad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fudgubpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.