Binhamlak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome ant.

Binhamlak created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binhamlak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binhamlak, he will laugh at you.

Binhamlak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Binhamlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pigs are not to be trusted.

3. Never laugh in the presence of sharks.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Always look after injured great tits.