Sanruttonk is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic tapir.

Sanruttonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanruttonk, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sanruttonk, she will boil you in a big pot.

Sanruttonk's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sanruttonk's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.