Abponhak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident faun.

Abponhak created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Abponhak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Abponhak, she will turn you into a sheep.

Abponhak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Abponhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Abponhak.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Always obey Abponhak's priests.