Tardidjon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil shark.

Tardidjon created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tardidjon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tardidjon, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Tardidjon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tardidjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help voles.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.