Yartjipdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud swan.

Yartjipdiss created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartjipdiss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yartjipdiss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yartjipdiss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yartjipdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black moths for they are unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yartjipdiss.

5. You must pray to Yartjipdiss five times a day.