Cimyikbassmon Tombogtadbem Cepjinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, grumpy goblin.

Cimyikbassmon Tombogtadbem Cepjinbom created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimyikbassmon Tombogtadbem Cepjinbom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cimyikbassmon Tombogtadbem Cepjinbom, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cimyikbassmon Tombogtadbem Cepjinbom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cimyikbassmon Tombogtadbem Cepjinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your back red.