Omtflapbopmig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud coyote.

Omtflapbopmig created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtflapbopmig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtflapbopmig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omtflapbopmig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Omtflapbopmig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Omtflapbopmig loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Omtflapbopmig.