Yamkommeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage human.

Yamkommeg created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamkommeg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamkommeg, he will turn you into a rock.

Yamkommeg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Yamkommeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.