Xucsinrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited bird.

Xucsinrag created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xucsinrag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucsinrag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Xucsinrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Xucsinrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never sit near snakes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at asteroids.