Cangetmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical capybara.

Cangetmeg created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cangetmeg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cangetmeg, he will not care.

Cangetmeg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cangetmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Cangetmeg on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must pray to Cangetmeg seven times a day.

5. Never think about black holes.