Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ruthless otter.

Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Lunyarpvigtar Bigflatkamhit loves sharks, so they must be honoured.