Fliszigren Fosshab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic donkey.

Fliszigren Fosshab created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliszigren Fosshab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fliszigren Fosshab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Fliszigren Fosshab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fliszigren Fosshab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Fliszigren Fosshab loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Put Fliszigren Fosshab first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.