Mipwaphigyiksogyikgunced is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring scorpion.

Mipwaphigyiksogyikgunced created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipwaphigyiksogyikgunced, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipwaphigyiksogyikgunced, she will turn you into a frog.

Mipwaphigyiksogyikgunced's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mipwaphigyiksogyikgunced's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.