Honzanstik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud naga.

Honzanstik created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honzanstik, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honzanstik, she will turn you into a rat.

Honzanstik's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Honzanstik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honzanstik.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Retreat if four squirrels approach from the west.

5. Never eat peas.