Tadtapzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust parrot.

Tadtapzen created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tadtapzen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tadtapzen, it will turn you into a rat.

Tadtapzen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tadtapzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray immersed in water.