Xuckquatmutspag Fobbugpog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful raven.

Xuckquatmutspag Fobbugpog created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Xuckquatmutspag Fobbugpog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xuckquatmutspag Fobbugpog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xuckquatmutspag Fobbugpog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Xuckquatmutspag Fobbugpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.