Littitbagcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able fly.

Littitbagcam created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Littitbagcam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Littitbagcam, it will turn you into a hamster.

Littitbagcam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Littitbagcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Never pour water over plants.